中学生英语《三打白骨精》舞台剧剧本

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Three Times’ Beating Monster

  人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

  B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头

  T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

  S: Bajie,map!

  E: (摸出，递给S)

  S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

  T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

  E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

  T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

  E: But……

  T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em……

（旁白）唐僧师徒四人去西天取经，今日到达白虎山，连续赶路一整天，四人已经筋疲力尽

E:Ah I can’t go on any more!(坐) I am hungry. I am hungry.

  S: Fat Pig!

  E: Monkey,don’t say “fat pig”, if you dare to ,I will ,I will……….

  S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

  S: Hm!

  T:（轻咳）Wukong,actually, I am a bit hungry . Could you get me some food?

  E: You see , boss is hungry,too!

  T: Baijie! Wait ,wait a moment.

  J: But boss, when brother monkey is away….if a monster comes,what should we do ?

  T: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong, do you have any idea?

  S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

  J: This is…..?

  S: safe net!  I made this.,so no monster can get into it,

  T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming cleaver and cleaver! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)


  T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

  B: Hm!Hm!Safe net?You are too childish .it’s a piece of cake.(变成B1)

B1: (接近三人，望着)excuse me ,would you like something to eat?

E 想吃 ，T打手，继续打地主。

B1: Can I join you?

  J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing 斗地主and three people are enough.

  (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

  T: Bomb?(打出)

  B1: Double King!

  T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are helpful. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

  S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

  B1: （倒)Ah……

  T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have you done! She is my teacher!

  S: She is a monster!

  T: Nonsense 4 !(深呼吸) 念经

  S: Oh,please don’t……

  T:It’s too late!(唱)孩子，孩子。。。(大话西游，走音离谱)

  S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

  T: (呛住，咳)Wukong  it’s too late. I am angry ,I am sad . I’m disappointed with you!

  B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

  B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

  T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

  S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell  !(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

  E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

  J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

旁白：白骨精看唐僧还没有赶走孙悟空，再生一计，再次变身为一个农夫。

  B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)

  S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

  T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

  S: No,they are not human beings!They are monsters.

  T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go,go ,go!!

  S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《一千年之后》

  J: boss, brother Monkey is.......

  T: Don't mention that monkey any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)


  T: （惊）You are......

  B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

  B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......

  S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)

  T: Wukong?

  E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

  J: Our hero is back!

  T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

  S: This monster changed three times to cheat you!

  T: How,how did you find out?

  S: (沉默).......Monkey's here(直觉)

  T: Wukong(S不理T)I know my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

  S: What?

  T:  i’m wrong .I'm sorry.

  S: Em? Louder,please?

  T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

(谢幕)