Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧
B:白骨精(何平) B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出,递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em……
(旁白)唐僧师徒四人去西天取经,今日到达白虎山,连续赶路一整天,四人已经筋疲力尽
E:Ah I can’t go on any more!(坐) I am hungry. I am hungry.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,don’t say “fat pig”, if you dare to ,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:(轻咳)Wukong,actually, I am a bit hungry . Could you get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie! Wait ,wait a moment.
J: But boss, when brother monkey is away….if a monster comes,what should we do ?
T: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong, do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
J: This is…..?
S: safe net! I made this.,so no monster can get into it,
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming cleaver and cleaver! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Safe net?You are too childish .it’s a piece of cake.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人,望着)excuse me ,would you like something to eat?
E 想吃 ,T打手,继续打地主。
B1: Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing 斗地主and three people are enough.
(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are helpful. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: (倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have you done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense 4 !(深呼吸) 念经
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)孩子,孩子。。。(大话西游,走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住,咳)Wukong it’s too late. I am angry ,I am sad . I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)
S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell !(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
旁白:白骨精看唐僧还没有赶走孙悟空,再生一计,再次变身为一个农夫。
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: (想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are monsters.
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go,go ,go!!
S: (悲,离去)(音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《一千年之后》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that monkey any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: (惊)You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: This monster changed three times to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's here(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I know my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: i’m wrong .I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)
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