下面是一些关于减肥的搞笑句子短句英文：

1. I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.

2. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

3. Calories don't count if you eat standing up.

4. My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people with me.

5. I have a lot of willpower. It's just that my willpower tends to collapse around cupcakes.

6. I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall.

7. I'm not fat, I'm just a little horizontally challenged.

8. I'm not fat, I'm just a big-boned beauty.

9. I'm not fat, I'm just preparing for hibernation.

10. I'm not fat, I'm just cultivating mass.